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Punxsutawney PA CPR???

Image via Wikipedia Punxsutawney PA CPR??? (sorry, this one’s just too easy…) In PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA. — PA Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (HOW the HELL did he SEE the bugger on the side of the highway????)  State […]