Posts Tagged ‘Pennsylvania’

Punxsutawney PA CPR???

March 29, 2010 by · 6 Comments
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Image via Wikipedia Punxsutawney PA CPR??? (sorry, this one’s just too easy…) In PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA. — PA Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (HOW the HELL did he SEE the bugger on the side of the highway????)  State [...]

Pennsylvania Idiot Steals $50, Then Takes off on a Wal-Mart Scooter

January 8, 2010 by · Leave a Comment
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Image via Wikipedia Man, I love weird news… Are you from Pennsylvania? Are you also an IDIOT? Well then, you must be Craig David Junior… You see, the 32-year-old David was charged Wednesday with robbery and disorderly conduct. Why? Well, police said that David, in a hospital gown, stole $50 from his ex-girlfriend at Wal-Mart, [...]