Tag: Associated Press

Tennessee County Jail Gives New Inmates Used Underwear?

Image by Exothermic via Flickr In Cleveland, Tennessee, officials in Bradley County Jail have been issuing all of their new inmates old underwear.  As in, underwear previously used by other prisoners.  Sheriff Jim Ruth talked about the policy yesterday with county commissioners, citing that it is perfectly safe because the underwear are “thoroughly washed.” Bob […]

Punxsutawney PA CPR???

Image via Wikipedia Punxsutawney PA CPR??? (sorry, this one’s just too easy…) In PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA. — PA Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (HOW the HELL did he SEE the bugger on the side of the highway????)  State […]