Semen Tainted Yogurt?

Brings a whole new meaning to, “Taste this…  is it bad?  Does this taste bad to you???”    Yesterday, a man in Albuquerque, New Mexico plead guilty to charges of  “adulterating food,” (!!!) and making false statements to federal investigators.  Adulterating food?  Well you see, he’s a grocery store worker accused of handing out a […]

Three Apples That Changed the World…

Three Apples That Changed the World… One of my Facebook friends posted this phrase tonite.  I dunno where he got it, but I thought it was PERFECT: Three Apples changed the world. The first one seduced Eve. The second one fell on Newton. The third one passed away on Wednesday…. Steve Jobs passed away Wednesday.  […]

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead… REALLY????

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead…  REALLY???? Seriously???    I gotta tell you, I cannot believe how angry I am right now.  I was at my mom’s last night watching CSI Miami when the news broke in five minutes before the end of the show. Yup, we never got to see the ends of CSI. That, […]

Make Money Eating Boogers????

Make Money Eating Your Boogers???? I gotta tell ya… I’m INUNDATED with at least, no joke, 150+ emails a DAY hawking the latest, greatest Internet Marketing Guru BULLSHIT… Here I sit at my desk, shaking my head, with over 8500 unread emails in my inbox… Think I’m kidding??? See??? Well, it’s all good, because NOW, […]

Make Money Eating Your Boogers????

Make Money Eating Your Boogers???? I gotta tell ya…    I’m INUNDATED with at least, no joke, 150+ emails a DAY hawking the latest, greatest Internet Marketing Guru BULLSHIT…  Here I sit at my desk, shaking my head, with over 8500 unread emails in my inbox…  Think I’m kidding??? See???   Well, it’s all good, […]

Is Twitter Going to the Dogs???

Image via Wikipedia Are you a Twitter Tweeter?  How ’bout your dog?  Don’t look at me like that, he can be!  With Mattel‘s new “Puppy Tweets,” your dog, too, can join the social media frenzy! Mattel’s new invention is an electronic dog tag that you just clip onto your pooch’s collar.  Each tag has a […]

Tennessee County Jail Gives New Inmates Used Underwear?

Image by Exothermic via Flickr In Cleveland, Tennessee, officials in Bradley County Jail have been issuing all of their new inmates old underwear.  As in, underwear previously used by other prisoners.  Sheriff Jim Ruth talked about the policy yesterday with county commissioners, citing that it is perfectly safe because the underwear are “thoroughly washed.” Bob […]

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