Diesel On Life

About Me???

My name is Chris, aka Diesel.  (Don’t ask, I won’t tell…)  I live here on the good old Jersey Shore, right outside of Atlantic and Ocean Cities.  Life up North started moving a little too fast for me, so this move was a welcome change…

Anyways, life is WAAAAY too serious.  It gets to the point where I don’t even want to watch the news, because our society is SO freakin’ depressed that we FEED on the negativity.  Ever see any GOOD NEWS on the news?  HELL NO!!!  So, to that end, I just said to my husband, Jack, the LEAST they can do is twist the news to make us laugh at least ONCE a day…  If they won’t, well, HELL, then I WILL.  So, I bring you: Diesel On Life  …a humorous look at the news, and life in general. Cynics encouraged…

So now, let me say the obvious…

NONE of the content in this blog may be reproduced or copied without my expressed permission.  PERIOD.  Why?  Cuz I said so.  It is a crime punishable by law for the morons that don’t know that.  If you do?  Well.  Please don’t.  You will hear from my lawyer.  And my dog. You will NOT like my lawyer.  My lawyer is the Donald’s lawyer. (No, NOT Duck..)  And I’ll be HAPPY to put you in touch with him personally.  You wouldn’t like my dog, either.  He weighs more than me, EATS more than me, which is no small feat, and is hungry.  ALL THE TIME.  And EVERYTHING tastes good to him.

This is Nick. Yes, he sleeps with one eye open... ALL THE TIME.

On that note, if you would like to reprint with proper credit, as I will do for you, please contact me at Dieseltaz1@comcast.net.

Thanks for stopping by…

Christine Gerbehy,

Editor in Chief, www.dieselonlife.com

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