Archive for March, 2010

Image via Wikipedia Punxsutawney PA CPR??? (sorry, this one’s just too easy…) In PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA. — PA Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (HOW the HELL did he SEE the bugger on the side of the highway????)  State [...]

Image by Getty Images via Daylife Can you say, BUSTed???  Bra size?  Oh, about $26k… From Spokane, Washington… A fraud bust, indeed: Spokane County sheriff‘s deputies said that a woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft. Lukeisha A. Harris was one of three Seattle-area [...]

Image via Wikipedia Lawsuit Has Detroit city workers being warned to go scentsless??? From Detroit yesterday… Change is in the air for Detroit city workers. City employees will be urged not to wear perfume, cologne or aftershave as a result of a settlement in a federal lawsuit. Detroit officials are planning to place warning placards [...]

Image by concrete_jungler101 via Flickr Life’s a bitch, then you die, then you go for a joyride???? So Friday afternoon in New York City, a police tow truck towed a minivan parked outside a New York City funeral home, giving its poor dearly departed passenger an unexpected detour.  (As if life in New York City [...]