Month: March 2010

Punxsutawney PA CPR???

Image via Wikipedia Punxsutawney PA CPR??? (sorry, this one’s just too easy…) In PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA. — PA Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. (HOW the HELL did he SEE the bugger on the side of the highway????)  State […]

Police Say Woman in Bust Hid Nearly $26k in Bra

Image by Getty Images via Daylife Can you say, BUSTed???  Bra size?  Oh, about $26k… From Spokane, Washington… A fraud bust, indeed: Spokane County sheriff‘s deputies said that a woman was hiding nearly $26,000 in her bra when she was booked into jail for investigation of theft. Lukeisha A. Harris was one of three Seattle-area […]

A Scentsless Lawsuit???

Image via Wikipedia Lawsuit Has Detroit city workers being warned to go scentsless??? From Detroit yesterday… Change is in the air for Detroit city workers. City employees will be urged not to wear perfume, cologne or aftershave as a result of a settlement in a federal lawsuit. Detroit officials are planning to place warning placards […]