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Man, I love weird news…

Are you from Pennsylvania? Are you also an IDIOT? Well then, you must be Craig David Junior…

You see, the 32-year-old David was charged Wednesday with robbery and disorderly conduct. Why? Well, police said that David, in a hospital gown, stole $50 from his ex-girlfriend at Wal-Mart, then tried to take off on a store owned motorized shopping scooter.

Hospital gown???

David was still in the hospital gown Tuesday night when he met an ex-girlfriend who agreed to pay for his prescription meds. Instead, police say he grabbed the $50 from her and tried to take off on the scooter. The irony? State police Cpl. Chuck Frey said that David had just been released from a hospital for injuries he sustained in a domestic dispute on New Year‘s Day. Frey said that David had been hit with a frying pan and a table leg!  More irony than that?  I don’t think the injuries that he sustained were given to him by the Wal-Mart lady!

A frying pan AND a table leg???

Well, if she was trying to knock some sense into him, I don’t think it worked…

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